How to cause unintentional torture
With one hand holding a paper towel pressed firmly against my face, the other hand types into my away message:
half my face is bleeding, i hate shaving, i hate it hate it hate it soo goddarn much. shaving cream sucks butt.
My face doesn't like a sharp blade against it. Either that or after 10 years I haven't quite mastered the skill of removing hair with a dangerous weapon. If a razor is used more than a few days, it's going to make me bleed. Oddly, though, it seems that shaving without looking in the mirror and without shaving cream - I seem to prefer soap - seems to cause less damage than looking in the mirror with shaving cream.
Such was today... I decided to shave after my shower (so I could get out quicker and catch the end of a Star Trek: TNG episode I've seen a half dozen times), with shaving cream, looking into the mirror. I ended up with at least a dozen little cuts. These on top of the couple from yesterday doing it my normal way.
I do not want to pay a bunch of money for an electric that doesn't work... the cheap one I have doesn't work already. If I could pull them all out with tweezers I would.
If you have any advice let me know. I seem to need help.
half my face is bleeding, i hate shaving, i hate it hate it hate it soo goddarn much. shaving cream sucks butt.
My face doesn't like a sharp blade against it. Either that or after 10 years I haven't quite mastered the skill of removing hair with a dangerous weapon. If a razor is used more than a few days, it's going to make me bleed. Oddly, though, it seems that shaving without looking in the mirror and without shaving cream - I seem to prefer soap - seems to cause less damage than looking in the mirror with shaving cream.
Such was today... I decided to shave after my shower (so I could get out quicker and catch the end of a Star Trek: TNG episode I've seen a half dozen times), with shaving cream, looking into the mirror. I ended up with at least a dozen little cuts. These on top of the couple from yesterday doing it my normal way.
I do not want to pay a bunch of money for an electric that doesn't work... the cheap one I have doesn't work already. If I could pull them all out with tweezers I would.
If you have any advice let me know. I seem to need help.
posted by Choops | 4:10 PM
1 Comments:
Silly, silly Choopy!!!
Go out to any big department store and find yourself a shower mirror (they call them "fogless," but it's a lie -- you have to put a layer of soap foam or shampoo foam over them and then give them a quick rinse to be fogless). Then you can shave in the shower (at the END of your shower, after your pores have opened and everything is easier, shave-wise). Baby-faces such as you and I can't just assault our countenances with nasty little razors -- we need to treat them luxuriantly. I LURV shaving in the shower! It's just one step away from being a millionaire. Or something. :) Ciao for nao!
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